Why Do Things Keep Evolving Into Crabs?

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29 days ago

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For some reason, animals keep evolving into things that look like crabs, independently, over and over again. What is it about the crab’s form that makes it so evolutionarily successful that non-crabs are apparently jealous of it?
Thanks to Franz Anthony for all of the ancient crab (and "crab") illustrations featured throughout this episode! franzanth.com/ And special thanks to Dr. Jo Wolfe, Dr. Javier Luque, and Dr. Katie Collins for assisting Franz with research for those illustrations.
And thank you to Dr. Rodney Feldmann for providing a photo of the Paralomis debodeorum fossil!
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Comments
Kamila Emira
Kamila Emira 4 minutes ago
Reject monke , hail crab
SwordTune
SwordTune Hour ago
Because crabs are people.
Jazz Manteyo
Jazz Manteyo Hour ago
Reject humanity, become crab
𝔸𝕢𝕦𝕒
𝔸𝕢𝕦𝕒 2 hours ago
So- does that mean that the next superior lifeform will be the crab family? An unlikely hero indeed.
WhyBother
WhyBother 3 hours ago
The age of Brandon Sanderson is upon us
Martin Meers
Martin Meers 4 hours ago
I'd go for the Crustaceous Period
Dank_Souls
Dank_Souls 4 hours ago
Time For Crab
Shawn Levi Godinez
Shawn Levi Godinez 4 hours ago
crabs are the highest form in evolution. You can't go further than that.
Un-Break-Able
Un-Break-Able 5 hours ago
I too was pondering this question this morning....
Darren Phan
Darren Phan 5 hours ago
More crab meats
Matthewmus Prime
Matthewmus Prime 6 hours ago
The reason everything turns to crabs is THEY ARE THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM
Jason Roberts
Jason Roberts 6 hours ago
Because everyone and everything just pisses me off.
2015 Ford Escape
2015 Ford Escape 7 hours ago
Crabs are the ideal form, huh?
MA CC
MA CC 8 hours ago
It’s because crabs look like sea spiders and nobody messes with spiders
Dr. Crab
Dr. Crab 8 hours ago
All crabs true or false are all friends. :3
Murr
Murr 8 hours ago
Do crabs think fish can fly?
Mighty Tighty Whitey And I'm Smuggling Plums
Mighty Tighty Whitey And I'm Smuggling Plums 8 hours ago
because there is only one step and it's crab
Ewan Kirby
Ewan Kirby 10 hours ago
I guess you already know this but you nave started a meme in the spec evo community. I can't thank you enough
Guido Mista
Guido Mista 10 hours ago
Crabs are the superior beings.
justin nutter
justin nutter 10 hours ago
I must admit I love the phrase elongated crustaceans
Jake Durant
Jake Durant 10 hours ago
I wanna evolve into a crab
Mike S
Mike S 10 hours ago
Craaaaaab people, Craaaaaab people. Look like crabs, talk like people.
zaib khan2
zaib khan2 11 hours ago
Why do things keep evolving into crabs? I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THINGS KEPT EVOLVING INTO CRABS
EU MEME OFFICER 345
EU MEME OFFICER 345 11 hours ago
I hate it when my girl [ *REDACTED* ]
Spoopadoop
Spoopadoop 11 hours ago
Reject humanity, return to K R A B
Daniel Farina
Daniel Farina 11 hours ago
Craaab people, craaab people! Tastes like crab, talks like people!
DovaH HavoD
DovaH HavoD 12 hours ago
Aw man, I got crab arms again.
Capero10
Capero10 12 hours ago
See yall in 5 million years when this gets recomended on Crabtube
A Very Disappointed Red Engineer
A Very Disappointed Red Engineer 12 hours ago
there is only one step and it is: crab
Illegal Enlightenment Productions
Illegal Enlightenment Productions 13 hours ago
People arguing over politics, while they miss the real threat.
Lucdera
Lucdera 13 hours ago
Cretaceous Crab Revolution sounds like a hard being metal band :D Maybe Death Core Jam Metal!
IMonthe_XXX HOOK
IMonthe_XXX HOOK 13 hours ago
Imposter you say...
Eternal85
Eternal85 15 hours ago
-Wait, it's all Crab ? -Always has been
TheVergile
TheVergile 16 hours ago
This is what a real „fitness“-studio would look like. People carrying their training carapaces, practicing their crab walk and mimicking pincer movements
TheVergile
TheVergile 16 hours ago
Fermis paradox solved. Civilizations develop in an an infinite number of planets, inventing technologies and ultimately space travel. But unbeknownst to them at the same time their doomsday clock is already ticking. The lucky ones kill themselves off with nuclear wars or climate change before their time runs out. But some make it to the singularity. Sending out messages to space, exploring their solar system. Looking more and more desperately for signs that they are not alone. Their electromagnetic output grows at an exponential rate, a beacon for everyone else to see. But it is too late. The messages cease, then one last explosion of brightness, one final deathcry. „The crabs are coming“ Then silence.
Canadian Food
Canadian Food 17 hours ago
So how long until humans evolve into crabs?
Ricardo Santos Marques
Ricardo Santos Marques 17 hours ago
Jordan Peterson talking about human connection with lobsters makes more and more sense.
Erwin
Erwin 18 hours ago
3.4 million people: *Why?*
Neil Deep
Neil Deep 18 hours ago
Why do crabs & spiders seem so similar? & why are there so many goddamn spiders?
skylar grey
skylar grey 19 hours ago
Spiders prob came from crabs also
Mohak Gujar
Mohak Gujar 19 hours ago
This is the reason my dog is growing claws. He wants to become perfect.
Mohak Gujar
Mohak Gujar 19 hours ago
Crabs among us
Techno
Techno 20 hours ago
Can't wait to become a *crab* .
lars
lars 21 hour ago
Im gonna practice crabbing so my great great grand children have a head start because of me, see you at the crablympics bitchezzz.
Cool Goyim
Cool Goyim 22 hours ago
Maybe the real crab are the friends we made along the way
Drake Fire
Drake Fire 22 hours ago
So what you're saying here is coconut crabs are sus.
Jauzaa Faishal Ahmad Padmadisastra
Jauzaa Faishal Ahmad Padmadisastra 22 hours ago
reject monke return to krab
ipotatosenpai
ipotatosenpai 22 hours ago
The ultimate lifeform
Millie
Millie 22 hours ago
sooo that's what they meant by crab mentality
Miguel Sandoval
Miguel Sandoval 23 hours ago
Explains why my EX gf has a cold heart.
T Spin
T Spin Day ago
Crabalution
Janni Nüsslein
Janni Nüsslein Day ago
Best design
Hmmm Yes Interesting
Hmmm Yes Interesting Day ago
Theres an imposter among the crabs
Wurm Wood
Wurm Wood Day ago
The philosophical argument for crabs in syllogistic form: Premise 1) Crab cakes are delicious Premise 2) Deliciousness promotes survival of predatory species Conclusion) All prey species will evolve into crabs.
robblequoffle
robblequoffle Day ago
I think it's happening... My hands have transformed into giant claws I'm beginning to become more red I am starting to prefer walking left and right rather than forward and backward My body is starting to become flatter and wider I don't want to become a crab 😭
Kelly Conroy
Kelly Conroy Day ago
I evolved into crabs once in the early 70s when I was in the navy.
kaguuki googi
kaguuki googi Day ago
Don't ask questions
Sunfloweroma
Sunfloweroma Day ago
Can't wait till we evolve into crabs
God
God Day ago
I could speed it up a little, if you’d like.
Johan Triana
Johan Triana Day ago
Reject crab Become monke
GeneralB
GeneralB Day ago
Does this mean we would be crabs
Double-O-Tism
Double-O-Tism Day ago
Damn those Mirelurks
IKS
IKS Day ago
Me: I have an exam tommorrow i gotta go sleep its 2 am USshow: Here, have a video of why things evolve into crabs
꧁TigerDragon꧂
꧁TigerDragon꧂ Day ago
Spock: fascinating Jesse Peterson: Amazing Sam Harris: this was not due to free will. there is no free will. Jordan Peterson: Antidepressants work on lobsters.
Anlushac11
Anlushac11 Day ago
Whats not to like? Your armored, some are amphibious and hands are little snippy snips.
nab ban
nab ban Day ago
Uhhh, because krabs are cheapskates. Why would they spend evolution points on a unique body plan?
Kapzduke
Kapzduke Day ago
it's official. crabs are the true main species of planet earth.
Ababmer Vid
Ababmer Vid Day ago
bercause crabs are the supreme being
Geg ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
Geg ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Day ago
"Hey, what's the deal with things evolving into crabs?" -Jerry Seinfeld
Aaron M
Aaron M 16 hours ago
I mean, are you a crab or are you not a crab? What i---s, the deal?
Josiah Haynes
Josiah Haynes Day ago
Bro I've been wondering the same thing, just last week I went to go wake up my little brother just to find out he evolved into a crab
Tran The Clever
Tran The Clever Day ago
The Day Before Thanksgiving 5:08 💛 🍏
Syd Tobias
Syd Tobias Day ago
Crab kinda sus
Eric Schalwat
Eric Schalwat Day ago
So am i the only one who wants to send him a coconut crab?
Kate Smyth
Kate Smyth Day ago
If it identifies as a crab it’s a crab.
NotAsianJuan
NotAsianJuan Day ago
Reject humanity progress to crab
Mr. Cub Fan 415
Mr. Cub Fan 415 Day ago
1:11 let’s vote them off the ship then
Potato wedge
Potato wedge Day ago
time for crab
FurySlayer _BN
FurySlayer _BN Day ago
Wait a minute, wait a damn minute
Brother Zael
Brother Zael Day ago
You forgot to mention head crabs along with the tree crabs
Rocker 2.0
Rocker 2.0 Day ago
So, there's 3 things that are infinite: -The Universe -Humanity's Stupidity -The fate of evolving into a crab ... and I'm not sure about the universe
Jesse Jacobs
Jesse Jacobs Day ago
This comment section though...
hasani carter
hasani carter Day ago
Sooooo how do we know which “crabs” are safe to eat?
Mustafa Khan
Mustafa Khan Day ago
Imposters I tell you ~EONS (2020)
D-man747
D-man747 Day ago
So what your saying is that we could turn into Crab People?
Malfurio
Malfurio Day ago
Remember Crab People ? Yeahhh it's 2020 still
J
J Day ago
Spore
rique k
rique k Day ago
Question, ARE WE GOING TO BECOME CRABS?
tejas mahesh
tejas mahesh Day ago
"paralomis was the imposter"
Suomalainen sotilas
Suomalainen sotilas Day ago
*There Is One Anomuran Among Us*
TheCass
TheCass Day ago
Because they like money
RayMondoART
RayMondoART Day ago
Someday we will see every pokemon's crab form
Kaan Aşan
Kaan Aşan Day ago
It's the ultimate life form.
Anthony Wang
Anthony Wang Day ago
Hate it to break it to ya. Air resistance isn’t as big of a problem to us as water resistance is to crabs.
Constellations
Constellations Day ago
Well duh, they're obviously the superior species!
Uglyprincw
Uglyprincw Day ago
microscopic germ used *harden* an infinite amount of times.
Michael Rhodes
Michael Rhodes Day ago
Poor humans.. all animals where here before man..man was allotted to name them all.. we discovered nothing we just found it’s habitat.
Jef Wouter
Jef Wouter Day ago
Reject humanity... embrace crab
Emotionally Challenged Eric Ciaramello Subordinate
Emotionally Challenged Eric Ciaramello Subordinate Day ago
i mean you just boil up a big pot of water then toss in the crab/lobster/whatever for a nice bath. add salt and butter to taste.. what's so scary bout that?
James Valdez
James Valdez Day ago
You came here from baumi?
P Grabber
P Grabber Day ago
Because nature is preparing to make creatures to cleanse human trash from its self.
Grebbi
Grebbi Day ago
Step 1: become crab
李胤彥Kody Lee
李胤彥Kody Lee Day ago
Mr krab rules
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