D&D Story: Melkyzzyack, the Kraken Cat

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Puffin Forest

9 months ago

This Dungeons and Dragons Story comes from my game. It continues from where we left off, with an attack from a Kraken and our Druid developing her. . . character.
End song: "Sunshine Samba" by Chris Haugen from the USshow Audio Library.

ericb31 5 days ago
"it doesn't have magic resistance!?" reminds me of a funny thing i heard: in Final FAntasy 6, one character, Sabin, has an ability called "slam" (i think) where he picks up an enemy and slams it down. this does not work on bosses, because they are too big...EXCEPT for the "ghost train boss! someone slipped up on that one, so it CAN be slammed!
Just Your Evereday Senpai
Just Your Evereday Senpai 9 days ago
Hmmm so no magic for an hour huh? so...was there a drunkas monkey there singing kareoke
Michael Martin
Michael Martin 17 days ago
Anyone else think of nigahiga for the omega pun
Hank J. Wimbleton
Hank J. Wimbleton 19 days ago
imagine calling it Kraken Cat and not Krakitten
Samira Peri
Samira Peri 22 days ago
Having to seek an Omega Pun gets my... seal of approval.
Quirkyhndl 27 days ago
They created the Marvel alien cat of doom!
Alex Hodson
Alex Hodson 27 days ago
That Asiago is Gouda-Thime in disguise. Go check out Puffin's Strahd campaign to see what I mean. Very punny.
ChevaliersEmeraude 28 days ago
Ok... I'm looking at this whole "shapeshifting" thing and... Kraken has a +11 Saving Throw for Wisdom! Even if they were a Lvl 20 character with 20 points in their spellcasting ability, that's a DC of 19, meaning the Kraken would still have a 60% chance of resisting the Polymorph, and I'm guessing they were nowhere that close to level 20 here! Puffin probably rolled really low for the Saving Throw, is what I'm saying!
Bryan Johnstone
Bryan Johnstone 28 days ago
Cannibalism isn't technology illegal, the step before that involves getting the meat that's when the law steps in.
Mr Moose
Mr Moose Month ago
You think that's bad? My players polumorphed multiple bosses into a ferrets.
HaloMachinima Films
HaloMachinima Films Month ago
The California joke is still relevant. That's kinda depressing.
Theo Williams
Theo Williams Month ago
The Kraken is SO CUTE
Jakob Brown
Jakob Brown Month ago
We need more of this story - love what you do Puffin :)
ericb31 Month ago
the Omega Pun reminds me of the "swell foop" in the Xanth novel, "swell foop". it was the only thing in existence that could control a Greater Demon...by manipulating their EMOTIONS.
Isaac Month ago
2:02 you successfully turned kraken into a cat, and then it drowned XD
Thomas takes a toll for the dark
Thomas takes a toll for the dark Month ago
I miss this series
pokemon playa
pokemon playa Month ago
Where could we find someone-not you-to contain the pun. Best sentence in the vid
Warboss West
Warboss West Month ago
If the wildfire druid is for Californians then spore druids is for Ohioans.
Tomasz Skowroński
Tomasz Skowroński Month ago
4:25 The beginning of Bubba-Ottie Shrimp shrimping company. Does that mean Ottie was in fantasy-vietnam? is being kidnaped, ekhm, rescued by The W.O.R.S.T his own personal Nam? Was his Jenny left behind in that other realm? Does he like ping-pong?
Pink Lion Gaming
Pink Lion Gaming Month ago
2:11 it's bill
the wolf studio
the wolf studio Month ago
Wait... Asiago... Like... Asiago Cheese Bagels? The... *Crispy* cheese bagels? The name and all their actions instantly make sense now.
Kaiser Sosebee
Kaiser Sosebee Month ago
So what was the Omega pun?
- Droid-J7 -
- Droid-J7 - Month ago
the omegapun just sound like a glorified version of the funniest joke in the wolrd (monty python)
Martin Allen
Martin Allen 2 months ago
No one is talking about the obvious Monty Python reference.
ChocolateChipWaffle 2 months ago
Seth 2 months ago
The druid having a canniblism excuse saying animals eat other animals but the animals are different species, so what im saying is its wrong for the same species to eat eachother, Oh anyone want to come to my orc bbq on saturday there will be goblin appetizers
Timothy Heydt
Timothy Heydt 2 months ago
The pun reminds me of a Monty Python sketch
Jacob White
Jacob White 2 months ago
so me yes i am the pun master
Gelnak 2 months ago
Would the scroll make the person a pundit? :P
Unrelated Coma
Unrelated Coma 2 months ago
just kill Otterton
CosmicAggressor 2 months ago
Yep. This omega pun sounds like the antithisis of the killer joke.
Mayhew Wright
Mayhew Wright 2 months ago
Did you ever actually write out the omega pun?
Surma Wolfsoul
Surma Wolfsoul 2 months ago
Yet another case of "players become obsessed with meaningless NPC that has nothing to do with the main story and is totally useless to them, because they have a unique sounding name or you gave them some random piece of clothing that made them stand out"
D Sandoval
D Sandoval 2 months ago
2:52 "...a powerful magical *seal"* I've seen this video so many times and just now I got this joke.
nyancat2143 3 months ago
There is only one being, across all of DnD, with enough comedic and chaotic energy to contain the Omega Pun. Br’aad Vengolor.
Chris Lauderdale
Chris Lauderdale 3 months ago
So, funny story....that whole Kraken episode... Well there is a little thing about a recent episode of Critical Role and a Dragon Turtle...
Agnet Nine
Agnet Nine 3 months ago
"Where could we find someo-not you Who could contain the pun? Where indeed?" *[Mogolovonio intensifies]*
FL4MING R4VEN 3 months ago
3:59 Of all the Puffin Forest vids I've seen, this one moment. This single instance. Made me laugh so hard I sent coffee out my nose.
Koto San
Koto San 3 months ago
So you totally can polymorph a Kraken into a cat. It's just very likely going to succeed its saving throw. Like it would need roll a 1 or something to fail since its stats are so high. So since its Ben's game, it was guaranteed to fail.
The Pancake Goblin
The Pancake Goblin 3 months ago
1:18 lets get *KRAKEN*
JavlinVII 3 months ago
We need a collection of Capt. Otty's adventures.
Komachi Onozuka
Komachi Onozuka 3 months ago
Well this story just got me, really Kraken up
Charls Blackworth
Charls Blackworth 3 months ago
I am a killer DM.
Carlos Alberto Castro Teixeira Júnior
Carlos Alberto Castro Teixeira Júnior 3 months ago
I think he got the idea from "The best joke in the world" from Monty Python!
jerlstif 3 months ago
jake whit
jake whit 3 months ago
should of been the PUNisher
drag b
drag b 3 months ago
Well I got to say this story was pretty punny
PrinceLuigii 3 months ago
Who would we find to contain such a pun?! Sans: ah hem....my turn to shine
Jones Kleid
Jones Kleid 3 months ago
Sans the skeleton could probably control the pun
Mark Jakubowski
Mark Jakubowski 3 months ago
We played Red Hand of Doom once, and in one of the first locations we went to - a decrepit keep - There was, as flavor, a stuffed bugbear. We took the bugbear, got a cart to hold it, a donkey to pull it, and we decorated it with arms and armor and made it our travelling mascot. ...My Spellscale Warmage got the king to agree to give him the keep. Legally. In his name. What I'm saying is... us players? We like stupid shit that makes no sense.
Owen Masur
Owen Masur 3 months ago
This reminds me of the time when my party managed to banish a player to the far realm
Alejo Hernan Ortiz Rexius
Alejo Hernan Ortiz Rexius 3 months ago
3:50 you just described Luan Loud
Dawn Bray
Dawn Bray 3 months ago
Ben: we need a pun master *Sans intensifies*
Morumotto 3 months ago
*cues the Megalovania*
YaBoiGoose69 3 months ago
This whole pun thing just describes slimecicle
Kieranburgess2007 Burgess
Kieranburgess2007 Burgess 3 months ago
I only know one person who can use the omega pun.... *coughing* chuggaconroy *coughing*
Etore Games
Etore Games 3 months ago
Sans sans is the pun master
Rador Dekeche
Rador Dekeche 3 months ago
So... They needed to find the funniest joke in the world? "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
Aldijana Zukic
Aldijana Zukic 3 months ago
Sans??? Puns??? IT COULD HAPPEN!!!
PhazonOmega 3 months ago
Asiago can hold that pun in her head, I'm sure. THAT'S not the issue. The issue would be her spilling it to everyone whenever she got the chance.
zhuull1 3 months ago
So.. Are Asiago and Ghouda from the Straud campaign both descendents of the Noble House Fromage?
Brandon Pike
Brandon Pike 4 months ago
Somebody’s been playing Torment: Tides of Numenara
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein 4 months ago
Captain Otterton reminds me of Gilear from Dimension 20 Fantasy High
Nicole Eckert
Nicole Eckert 4 months ago
3:59 Cat Noir
zakuraRabbit 4 months ago
They have a pyromaniac possibly cannibalistic druid who has killed several children and even claims that she's gonna have to kill the entire party if things doesn't go her way... and yet the cute fisherman otter that they basically kidnapped is the one they don't trust.
Chance Ross
Chance Ross 4 months ago
Someone's been playing Undertale recently
Yurgen Grimwood
Yurgen Grimwood 4 months ago
I mean you could just *give* the kraken legendary resistance or something. Your choice. But letting it turn into a cat is of course hilarious.
Arriane Tolentino
Arriane Tolentino 4 months ago
Wait a minute.... all magic stopping for an hour........ IS THIS FOOL'S GOLD?! 🤣🤣🤣
James Manapat
James Manapat 4 months ago
Is Gouda the pun warrior?
JalouxKitagawa JalouxKitagawa
JalouxKitagawa JalouxKitagawa 4 months ago
Sans the pun warrior
Jango Yifftail
Jango Yifftail 4 months ago
I'm wondering if Asiago was played by the same person who played Gouda in the "Curse of Strahd" campaign that Puffin was recently in. I mean it would make sense.
M.C und Federn das ist deutsch
M.C und Federn das ist deutsch 4 months ago
So only annoying orange can hold the pun scroll
Kenan Von Kaiser
Kenan Von Kaiser 4 months ago
So Gouda Can Read The Scroll!
Carey Brown
Carey Brown 4 months ago
Joshua 4 months ago
Very Seal themed....
Knowlessman 4 months ago
Guy from my last IRL group ran a one-shot with two lvl5 characters with a buttload of magic items against a Kraken. Our way out was to use the genie from a lamp, and wishes, to first try to Plane Shift it to the Elemental Plane of Fire (it saved), then turn it into a sheep. It was sheepified, but because of how base Polymorph works, it'd turn back again once the sheep (which was under our ship because that's where most of the kraken was) drowned. So, we basically just high-tailed it out of there.
Marco Pohl
Marco Pohl 5 months ago
Oh, mega-puns!
JAGraptor 5 months ago
4:02 You need to bring along a pun master Justin Case something happens.
HalfTangible 5 months ago
2:02 Kraken like to change their form. Shouldn't they have shapechange or something like it?
Brody Flynn
Brody Flynn 5 months ago
So, we need some kind of ultimate pun warrior... Got it; I’ll see about contacting Chuggaaconroy.
Lord Lantern
Lord Lantern 5 months ago
Soooo.... the omega pun....Sans???
sonofmerv 1
sonofmerv 1 5 months ago
I wish my friends played d&d
Withered Zen Rex
Withered Zen Rex 5 months ago
Yes VEGETARIANS! (I think) 0.42
Sheep Ketchup
Sheep Ketchup 5 months ago
I'm ok with consensual cannibalism.
Finn Pom
Finn Pom 5 months ago
"Like a web of chess boards" hMmMmmMMMM
immortal men
immortal men 5 months ago
this THIS is why krakens in D&D don't use their tentacles to destroy ships but instead use weather control to create storm to sink the ship since krakens want to avoid all possible danger
GameUp 5 months ago
I never want Ben to dm for me
Sarah Wilkerson
Sarah Wilkerson 5 months ago
No, if you're a paladin, you need to say "SMITE!" like JoCat does in his Crap Guide To D&D videos.
SleepyBotGaming 6 months ago
You can find a person in the comments oh you did HINT its me
Nexain Tap
Nexain Tap 6 months ago
Oh no I think I’m the pun warrior rip
Prissy Cox
Prissy Cox 6 months ago
1:24 I thought she was gonna say *let's get Kraken!*
Murillo Collyer
Murillo Collyer 6 months ago
Dude... I love your plot lines! They inspired me to go back to the hobbie of DMing again!
Douglas McNeil
Douglas McNeil 6 months ago
Otty Oterton is the true evil mastermind that manipulates all the other villains so that he can maintain his ruse of innocents.
Biddyjr/Billyballistic 6 months ago
Now enters Emile, aka Chuggaaconroy.
Rocky Y
Rocky Y 6 months ago
"Not you" lol bravo!
Roaring Thunder115
Roaring Thunder115 6 months ago
I am the pun warrior
Roaring Thunder115
Roaring Thunder115 6 months ago
It’s a cat! Lol!
Noah Finkel
Noah Finkel 6 months ago
I am the Pun Lord
Phantom fox
Phantom fox 6 months ago
Can dads learn the omega pun 😋
Crow Of Judgement
Crow Of Judgement 6 months ago
The power of the omega pun is a punderstatment
Kenneth Dixon III
Kenneth Dixon III 6 months ago
Seriously though, I suspect my dad might be the fabled “Pun Warrior”.
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